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Self​-​Depvacation EP

by Vantages

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1.
Didn't get the job Didn't get the girl Didn't start the band Didn't get anything done today Didn't lose the weight Didn't get paid Didn't pay any of my bills today And I didn't care! Cuz when it's time for me to sleep I'll lay awake Stare at the ceiling Knowing I already fucked this up A long, long time ago Didn't take the test Didn't make it up Didn't even take a second chance today Didn't start over Didn't reset Didn't think twice, I'd fuck it up anyway
2.
My Burkhart 03:22
There's a bad bitch contest and you're in 1st place Always knew how to make me go hard in the paint You are so cleverly disguised But I can tell cuz you won't look me in the eyes Keep telling yourself that you hate my face Cuz I'm a dick Yeah I'm too honest I talk shit To people's faces If I don't like you You probably know If you don't like me I've already assumed so Damn would you take a look at those tight ass pants Maybe today I'll look cool enough for us to dance You'll post on tumblr that he's into you again Cuz you're so cool how could he forget I'm not hopeless okay I am, but let's see how close I can get And I wish that I had fucked you And that you weren't good at it I hope that you aren't good at it
3.
I never meant it Just wanted to keep you by my side So you invented A new way to make me wanna die Cuz I was worthless Just another nice guy He’s got the cash and the car And I’m barely getting by You make me nervous I hope everybody’s not like you You think you’re perfect But you got no clue what you’re gonna do You need a purpose Girl I know I need one too My guitar ain’t payin the bills, but hey it’s something to do And I know that you still think of me Cuz you tell everyone I’m not over you and that just ain’t true If you wanna talk about it, let’s talk about it But that’s not what you’re gonna do So fuck you I must be desperate I haven’t talked to you in years Yet, you came to my show Must have had a couple a beers Cuz you weren’t thinking But you were talking shit If I wasn’t such a nice guy I might think that you were a bitch I made my progress I’ll find someone when I have the time I’m just too focused To have someone else on my mind So know that it’s not you That’s still eating me I got shit to do I don’t need anyone distracting me And I know that you still think of me Cuz you tell everyone I’m not over you and that just ain’t true If you wanna talk about it, let’s talk about it But that’s not what you’re gonna do So fuck you
4.
Sometimes I feel like I'm Starting to like it Working all fucking day And watching Hulu all night Ever since all of Reno 911 was added I've come to the conclusion That this feeling was right But I doubt I'm okay (Wouldn’t want them to see me, no not this way) I am not okay And I've made no real progress Since I turned 18 Trying to be the man My father probably wanted me to be I’m a loser I'm a liar And I couldn’t write a song save my life Sometimes I think I just need companionship A nice girl in Boston I would see once a week But the potential drama that could come with Just isn’t worth the risk for a temporary peak I’m so sorry So fucking sorry Sorry that I’m not there for you
5.
Tippy 02:18
I hate my glasses And I hate my life I hate all the stupid shit I do Think I'm gonna get contacts Cuz I hate breathing And I love my knives I'm gonna shove some glass into my eyes and forget my problems There was a dog named Tippy And he was Jesus' dog He followed Jesus around Wherever he might walk And then one day Jesus walked on water and Tippy followed him out Right there, Tippy drowned on the spot I love safety And I love gold I love my safety gold antibacterial hand soap I love hypocrites And I love the police I love breaking oaths whenever my superior deems convenient
6.
So you’re a photographer , hey that’s cool I actually play guitar when I’m not at work or school Which is most of the time believe it or not But I’m writing a record and I’m giving it a shot I’m gonna give a shot Let’s give it a shot I’ll give it a shot Hey man, you’ll be dead by the time you’re 40 If you keep treating your body that way That weight won’t come off with another haircut You’re never ever gonna get laid You look like Kevin James, but you’re not even funny How could you expect her to like you if you’re not even funny So you’re a photographer, but aren’t we all With our bullshit instagrams and our facebook walls Do we really have nothing better to do Than retweet pictures of celebrity’s food Celebrity’s food It’s someone else’s food Are you even that hungry? But I don’t hate myself It’s just a song With all hope fleeting and passion gone I guess it’s time to move along I gotta keep moving this shit along But I don’t hate myself It’s just a song Get the fuck out this state, I don’t belong I guess it’s time to move along Fuck this, who cares, I’m moving on

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released September 22, 2015

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